The Brave and Organized Scientist

"Your friends have voted on your strengths and weaknesses"
(Via Facebook)

STRENGTHS:

most organized
bravest
best scientist

WEAKNESSES:

most athletic
best to be stuck in handcuffs with

LET'S just assess a few things here. One: my friends are fools. These strengths are completely inaccurate. I am neither organized, scientific or brave. I suppose there have been instances in my life where I have demonstrated some bravery- I once picked up the poop of a dog that was not my own. I can also be organized at times as well, for example I check my Twitter Karma, polish my action figures and comb the loose hairs of my beard every day. The science strength really throws me though because I am the person who passed grade 10 science by doing an experiment on "The Sogginess of Cereals". I think I received the credit for bribing my teacher with some leftover Muslix.

Now, let's look at my weaknesses- I am rarely ranked as athletic. Now, I bike every day, I do 20 minutes of Wii Fit cardio, I am the only person I know to have completed the 100 day pushup challenge and I am not overweight; even though statistically I live in the most obese town in Canada. Still, I suppose my Facebook photos rarely flatter my ever hardening pectorals.

Handcuffs..well this is just depressing. People don't want to be stuck in handcuffs with me. Let's be serious though- if you are going to be captured and placed in handcuffs with someone, wouldn't you want the brave and organized scientist on your side to get you out of the disaster in an organized fashion?