I just want to know what the spandex feels like

I suppose I don't see anything wrong in being treated like an asshole when I go into American Apparel. It was my fault anyhow, I was wearing dark green and navy. I thought though, that maybe this time I would get a melancholic smile or something because I had on a hoody and skinny jeans- but no. Next time I'll wear my new pink cords and a sparkly dress shirt. I need to lose like 20 pounds and give off an air of gauntness. I'll probably have to straighten my hair as well and pretend to be as detached from emotion as possible. Then they will accept me.